Your eye sight isnt the only thing you lose at 50

I’ve always had visual problems, started wearing glasses at 5 or 6. Started hiding glasses in backpack on the way to the bus stop at age 8 or 9. The years have not been a friend to my eyes. A restaurant menu in a romantically dim lit corner table has become a juggling act of madness!! But thats not the worst of it, that “romantic” restaurant, once foreplay with a good glass of Merlot has become a sleeping pill. Noone ever told me that menoPAUSE meant Pause the sex life, my sex drive? Wth. I guess I shouldve read more, been more prepared. Or had more sex earlier on? I dont know, I just hope this isnt a permanent trend. They say when youre pregnant your sex drive increases, its like a trade-off for the other misery. Bloating fat ankles aching hanging breasts growing width. So it only seems fair the same or similar tradeoff should accompany menopause. I guess the Heavens that be see the tradeoff as no more monthly cycle or PMS, but that shit aint fair. I want my old body back! Non-emphasis on OLD. I dont know, but apparently someone hasnt watched enough Oprah, the View or the Talk. How about a show Get a Clue, then I mightve known what was coming (or not). Peace!